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Claggipedia

The free encyclopaedia of rat-adjacent knowledge.

Welcome to the Claggipedia.

An incomplete, occasionally unreliable and increasingly concerning collection of knowledge concerning rats, cheese, flies, religion, history and other matters of questionable importance.

WARNING: Some information contained within this archive may be historically inaccurate, spiritually dangerous or completely made up.

FEATURED ARTICLE

Cheesus Flyst

Religious figure, cheese fly and suspected divine manifestation. Founder of the Cheesian faith and patron saint of decomposition.

STATUS: DECEASED  ·  SPECIES: CHEESE FLY  ·  CLASS: GOD

ENCYCLOPAEDIA

001 Ratology The study of rats and associated phenomena. 002 Rat Species A field guide to rats, real and otherwise. 003 History Important events involving rats. 004 Religion Cheesian theology and related matters. 005 Cheese Everything we know about the substance. 006 Flies Buzzing organisms of questionable significance. 007 Rat Archive Documented individuals removed from the environment.

THEOLOGY

Cheesus Flyst → Church of the Cheesy Fly → The Cheesian Schism → The First Rat →

HISTORY

The Great Cheese Event → The First Infestation → The Rat Wars →

FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

Certain information has been deliberately withheld from the public.

Access may require:

  • Rat Certification
  • Demonstrated cheese literacy
  • A reasonable understanding of rodents
  • Other requirements as determined by the Council
ATTEMPT TO GAIN ACCESS ➤
ARTICLES 08
VERIFIED 05
QUESTIONABLE 03
DIVINE 01
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