Cheesus Flyst

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Cheesus Flyst was a religious figure whose teachings, writings and influence have been the subject of considerable discussion and interpretation.

Buzz, buzz cheese.

Early life

Was a maggot.

Miracles & Plagues

Excreted cheese

Expanded Sardinian cuisine

Causes enteric pseudomyiasis (fly strike)

Unsolved disappearance on 11/09/01. Some witnesses say they saw him shot down in an explosion of cheese, over Sea of Galilee.

Influence

Church of Cheesy Fly.

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